You can't motorboat a personality
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We got so high we made milksteak
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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