So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
