I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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