How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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