we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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