i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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