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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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