I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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