Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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