We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it glows. i had to have it.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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