i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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