I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
