first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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