i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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