So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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