she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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