We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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