Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
