I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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