I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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