love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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