So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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