At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
accomplished twins. life is a go
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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