I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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