I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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