JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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