its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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