Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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