love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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