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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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