You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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