fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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