big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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