With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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