Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Someone signed my nipple.
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