when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
tell me about the fingering
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