I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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