just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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