we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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