I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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