I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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