Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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