why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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