turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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