I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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