Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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