Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i think my cat just said my name.
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