he wants to bone in the snuggie
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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