shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
