I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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