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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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