you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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