"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We talked him into tasing himself.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...