I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.