My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?