I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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