i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think i have two assholes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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