SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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