I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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