She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
