i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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